me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn


*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that


on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet


Breaking News: Teenage girl does not always wear make up, let’s hair blow in wind. Sources are reporting instagram photos look different than paprazzi pictures taken without consent.

“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.”

— Hugh Laurie (via sensibilitaet)


can’t stop laughing omg